So it's typing on its own. Leaving a tab on would cause a page in a browser tab to refresh indefinitely. Leaving the console on would print tildes one after another.

The detached hinges, chipped off F5 and Right+CTRL, blackening touchpad, fading exterior, scratched cover -- they all meant nothing to me, until the lappy started doing things on its own.

Oh well, Spicycurves. It's been nice knowing you. Two years ain't bad. But right now, I need a laptop who would be tough enough to withstand my... hotness.